What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
14.06.2025 00:20
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Do you know what she said mum?
What do you mean son?
What do most wives fantasize about?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
True - how I loved my mum!
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
How can a hacker damage me, realistically?
What! how could you do that?